If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened
just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
i would take the midnight train going anywhere but it isn’t safe for a young woman.
men feel like this too ya know
RIGHT GOD FO RBID WE FORGET THE MEN
just a city boy
here to remind everyone that he exists in case anyone forgot in the few seconds they were paying attention to someone else’s problems
"some people are so broken, they get mad at you for being whole."
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
this is why tumblr people don’t leave their homes
behold, American television
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That comment makes sense
Fuck you ernie
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"